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[reproducer]

Eh? Because my reputation would sink otherwise! I wouldn't be able to get any jobs... Being able to sell products is one of the most important things to being a model.

[Once he's done with makeup, he spritzes his face with setting spray then gets to work on gelling up his hair.

He's totally not...glancing at Aomine in his mirror. Nope.]

[aomeanie]

You mean you actually get jobs based off of your fans?

[he'll never understand modeling at this point. doop doop getin changed]

[reproducer]

Of course, Aominecchi... what's the point of a model if they can't appeal to people? [One last glance before he focuses on his hair. It needs to be PRECISE and PERFECT while also looking FLAWLESSLY CAREFREE.] It's kind of like if a basketball captain didn't have the respect of his team.

[aomeanie]

Well I knew that, but I hadn't realized that you needed to actually relate to fans.

[reproducer]

[Andddd he's done! He steps away from the mirror to give himself one last look-over before moving to the closet to get his suit.]

It is what it is. Anyway, it's not like it matters that much.

[aomeanie]

Guess it doesn't since you're here and all...

[reproducer]

[And time to strip! He's used to doing this in locker rooms, so it's no big deal. THE BUTT INCIDENT WAS UNEXPECTED AND ALSO IN FRONT OF MOMOI SO IT'S DIFFERENT.]

[aomeanie]

[doesn't even think anything of it. time to snoop through the shit kise has in his room. uwahh]

[reproducer]

[Aomine will find a lot of clothes and makeup/skincare products. And various sports equipment/small weights.]

[aomeanie]

[it's amazing how much more shit he owns than satsuki....] I think you own more girly products than Satsuki does.

[reproducer]

[Now all dressed, Kise is getting to work on his bowtie.] Momocchi isn't a model! I mean, she could be if she really wanted... but my face is my career!

[And with that, he's done. He turns to Aomine with a flourish.] How do I look!

[aomeanie]

Yeah, but she's a girl and girls care about their face too. [with all the shit that clutters the bathroom, he should know!!]

You look like you normally do.

[reproducer]

[THE HUFFIEST, POUTIEST KISE.]

What! You're lying! I look totally different! You're so mean, Aominecchi!!!

[aomeanie]

If you thought you'd get a compliment from me, then you're wrong. I hardly even give Satsuki ones when she asks me how she looks.

[reproducer]

Even just a "decent" would have been nice. [He huffs then turns back to his mirror to check himself out. Then turns to his full-length mirror to make sure everything looks good as one cohesive look. He leans in, inspects his face, scowls when he sees a stray hair under his brow. Just gonna- go grab a tweezer to get rid of that.]

[aomeanie]

Fine, you look decent. Now let's go pick up Satsuki before she wonders where the heck we are.

[reproducer]

Wait! Just one more spray- [He grabs the hairspray and spritzes his hair.

...then reaches over for one more spritz of cologne.]

[aomeanie]

[OH NO. he grabs kise's hand and tugs on it.] No way. Anymore of that stuff and you'll stink like you just swam in it.

[reproducer]

Fine- even though it smells really good and anyone would be lucky to swim in it!

[Gently. Doesn't. Tug his hand back.]

Anyway, one last thing! Our boutonnieres~ [He beams!] So we can match Momocchi.

[aomeanie]

It makes me want to gag.

[tugs him away from his stupid man perfume.]

Our what?

[reproducer]

[SIGHS and tugs Aomine to the kitchen. And not for food!]

Just follow me...geeeeeez.

[aomeanie]

[there's not much he can do except follow the other into the kitchen.] Kind of easy to do when you're tugging me like that.

[reproducer]

[Kise moves them to the fridge, where he's kept the boutonnieres and their corsage for Momoi. He pulls them out, sets the corsage aside to take Aomine's boutonniere.]

...Do you know how to put these on, Aominecchi?

[aomeanie]

[he quirks a brow and stares at kise like he's crazy.] I didn't even know what those were when you told me about getting them the first time. What makes you think I know how to put one on?

[reproducer]

[EYEROLL and Kise steps forward to fix Aomine's boutonniere to his lapel.] Really, Aominecchi, you should have done a little research on this stuff before today. You're lucky you have me here to help!!