Wait, you really don't know? We're the six basketball prodigies from Teiko-

[This guy doesn't look foreign, so- surely he's heard of them? Now he's thoroughly distracted from his Kidnapped Situation, focusing more on the fact that someone hasn't heard of him. Or Aomine- which is the even bigger crime in his opinion.]

We went to nationals three years in a row! Oh- or maybe you're just a casual player?